More Things
by Jeff Wilfahrt
Sep 14, 2015, 1:00 PM

Kelly & CPAC Mack, perfunctory apologists, an alternative view

Turning things on their head for a moment let’s take another view of things.

An alternate wording of the Kelly, CPAC Mack apologies combined as one:

Dear electorate, public and public safety people,

While we were initially willing to lie and destroy the career of the ranger, we now realize that truth will out. Since we are not really big enough people to leave our legislative seats, and though we are known deceivers, we wish to continue to serve and hereby resign one committee seat each as atonement.

We really, really mean it!

Oh yeah, we really believe in law enforcement a whole big bunch too!

Signed,

Kelly and CPAC Mack

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