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Steve Timmer
by Steve Timmer
Aug 14, 2025, 9:30 AM

Stephen Miller is a Fatuous Bastard ™

Awarded for tweeting this without receipts. He’d have you believe there is a nation-wide conspiracy to falsify crime reports. Miller truly is a Fatuous Bastard™.

Stephen Miller believes in conspiracies

The Fatuous Bastard™ aims to recognize and celebrate all the incels and other assorted misfits who were stuffed in lockers in high school and never got over it, the overweening, overcompensating pseudo-intellectual fools who mistake a thesaurus for thought, the basement dwellers whose fingers are as orange as their hero, the . . . well, you get the idea.

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