Keep your finger off the trigger, son (
by Steve Timmer
Jan 19, 2013, 11:00 AM

Mechanical penis etiquette II

The Strib reports that people are buying guns in record numbers in the wake of the Sandy Hook massacre and all the idle talk (I’m cynical about it) about new gun control measures. Like our friend here, brandishing his new piece — his first one! — in front of Strib photographer Brian Peterson.

But crikey, man, get some training. You don’t put your finger on the trigger of a gun unless you intend to pull it.

Do it for your family. And your foot.

Update: Meanwhile, at a Gun Appreciation Day gun show. You do have to appreciate it.

Further update: The casualties are up to five. Awesome.

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