by Jeff Wilfahrt
Oct 16, 2013, 6:29 PM

Tea Party Shutdown Intermission

The crisis has been postponed until January.

Go out, spend money, bolster the job creators who’ll hire seasonal workers for the duration.

Next installment will have recurring themes, Obamacare, Debt Ceiling, spending reduction. Updated cast will include new sitting actors you haven’t been exposed to in previous installments. Bachmann, Boehner, McConnell, Ryan and Paul will all be back.

Crisis expected just in time for holiday credit card bills arrive.

NSA will be on duty and checking all North Pole communications with Santa.

Thanks for watching.

See you next season for exciting new gyrations.

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