Iraq crumbles, so send our best and brightest
They missed out on Viet Nam but they’re still around so lets send them to fix Iraq. They keep saying they have the answers.
Oh, and don’t forget, the problem is all the half-white guy’s fault.
So let’s draft Bush and Cheney and get ’em on over there. Send in our best and brightest.
As a bonus, if Afghanistan crumbles, these two will be available and all up to snuff.
Cheney will get a chance to prove how NOT weak he is in contrast to you know, the half-white guy.
George can paint; can’t wait to see what he does with the ruins at Babel. Should be striking!
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